Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Great Handcar Regatta


Sonoma County. 102 degrees. People encouraged to come in costume(how could you tell????) Handcar races. New camera. It was hilarious.

Doesn't he know smoking is bad for you?


Dah Bro.


Not a clue.




All ages.
Is that a LEER or what?

The Winners!
NOT part of the show.
Oh---kay.

Aliens?


C'mon girls. You're giving us all a bad name with that lame design!

A young 20-something man actually was excited that this vehicle could be the answer to all our energy problems. He told us--average age of the 3 of us was around 167--that if we all pedaled things like this instead of driving cars the earth would be saved! I asked him where I could put my dogs. He took the facetious question very seriously and finally decided a sort of buckboard/cart could be attached to the back and I would just have to pedal harder. I mean, like, you know, this dude was SERIOUS!

Live Off The Land Portal

While I'm busy reading up on the coming collapse of American Society as we know it, Mr. T suggested a trip to Hopland--aka Hophead Land. There is a locally famous survivalist store there--or so we thought.


I should mention everything you read about California is true--and then some. There are a lot of really crazy wackos living here. This is the car we had to follow out of town. They really make and SELL bobble-head Obama dolls? And what does it have to do with NPR?? And Moonbeam must have the largest collection of personal bumper stickers than anyone with the possible exception of Jesse Jackson.











We followed the beautiful Russian River up 101 past Cloverdale to Hopland. A wonderful local brewery  is located here--the Mendocino Brewery. We would have spent our time better simply taking the tour and sampling their wares. But we were determined to see the "live off the land" crew.  
Inside The Real Goods we were greeted with a Buddhist shrine to our left and gardening without any advancements since the 4th century self-published books. A peace sign made out of old Christmas tree lights was the focal point, hanging from the middle of the ceiling. Everything was uber-PC from the didn't harm the earth cotton clothing to the won't kill the ocean body soap.

There was a solar-powered merry-go-round--but no children around to play on it. Let the pictures speak.

The houses are yurts where volunteers come to intern in the store and learn how to live like primitives.