Friday, February 29, 2008

Hall Monitors

INTIMIDATING
Not intimidating


I have a theory. Back in the fourth grade a certain number of us were appointed HALL MONITORS. In my school the designated HALL MONITOR was given a badge of some sort that was worn around the neck and you got to stand in the hall and warn other students not to run, push or go over the line dividing the two-way traffic in the corridors. If a student persisted in such subversive behavior the HALL MONITOR could write down the perp's name and leave it at the OFFICE. This was POWER! This was for many, the first taste in INTIMIDATION. For some it tripped the Little Nazi Switch and it has never turned off. These little HALL MONITORS went on to become adults who generally became Liberals. They still need to feel some patronizing control over others. They need to make up rules if none exist to control someone else's behavior. The monster that was unleashed the first time they turned in a name to the principal grew over the years into an entitlement mentality--entitled to enforce pettiness.


Since moving to a senior retirement community a few months ago I am astonished at the number of little nazis running around, harassing others for infractions of the most trivial rules one can imagine. Well--HALL MONITORS can imagine. Let me begin what promises to be a drawn-out saga in this little HOA community.

Does this look like a setting for the growing of fascists? This is the view from my kitchen window. We have gardeners. They are all Mexican. They all only speak Spanish. Remembering my experiences in Bakersfield I got to wondering if they are legal workers in this country or just some undocumented men picked up down at the local Home Depot.

So--I called the Landscape business--the truck was in front of my kitchen window with the phone number blazoned across it--and got the owner. He was quite nice and I asked him if the workers around my home were legally here. He said that of course all his workers were legal and wouldn't be on his payroll if they weren't. This seemed satisfactory to me and that was the end of the conversation.

Imagine my surprise when today in the mail I got a letter from some woman who signed a very intimidating HALL MONITOR mentality letter criticizing me for asking my question! She enclosed a copy of some article from some newspaper in Texas that spoke of lawsuits for millions of dollars against employers who had tried to ban employees from speaking Spanish at the workplace. The parts about being sued were in yellow highlight! The tone was highly patronizing and slightly menacing.

How did this woman know that I called the head gardener? More of this story will unfold. She has not returned my 2 phone calls of today. But I'll just sum up by saying this letter tried to infringe on my first amendment right of free speech, infringe on my right of free association, accused me of trying to talk to the workers--I didn't--hey! they don't speak English!--but would that have been illegal anyway? My conversation with the landscape contractor was referred to as "invasive research" yet I was told the gardeners were hired because of their "superiority in the field." I wonder if they had to do "invasive research" to discover how splendid these gardeners are?

This letter ran to two pages! Carbon copies were sent to the landscape company as well as to some ATTORNEY AT LAW. Wow--I am shaking in my boots! I am also asked to "cooperate" and not harass any work crews. VE VILL EXPECT YOUR KOOPERATION!!

Now how can a reasonable person not be astonished at someone taking the time to type out a two page harangue over nothing? I recognize the tactic--it is the tactics of nazis and other fascists. I will keep you posted. I will keep the world posted! And you, my faithful readers, I will never forget you even though I be sent to some far gulag for my seditious question.










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